Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red
light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle
Number Note'
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Jeeto & Preeto were talking about their new
milkman.
Jeeto: He's very good looking, punctual &
dresses so smartly.
And so quickly too!, said Preeto
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While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a
deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha,
kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat
kharab hai. |
Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
Banta asked: What are you doing?
Santa: Drying sweat |
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Santa was looking at a painting for a long time
of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
he was asked what he was doing and he answered:
Waiting for autumn. |
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy
potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming
daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one
comes out |
What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi
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