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The longest sentence known to man: -I do-
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Crime doesn't pay..
Does that mean my job is a crime? |
Why were males created before females?
Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy. |
Q:What is the difference between a wife and a
girlfriend?
A:About 45 pounds!! |
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I wrote your name on the sand it got washed away
I wrote your name on air its got blown away
so i wrote your name in my heart i got a heart attock. |
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A successful man is one who makes more money than his
wife can spend |
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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can't we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it's made for
SELFISH. |
So Sweet is ur SMILE,
So Sweet is ur STYLE,
So Sweet is ur VOICE,
So Sweet is ur EYE,
see .......how Sweetly I Lie. |
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When u feel lonely and alone & cannot see any one around
you, the world seems to be fading away, come along with me I'll
take u to an eye specialist! |
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Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a
wedding ring, and suffering |
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Your smile can be compared to a flower, ur voice can be
compared to a cuckoo, ur innocence to a child, but in stupidity
u have no comparison you r the best. |
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there'll be one heart that
would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid! |
If u want success in life be
Sweet like Honey,
Regular like Clock,
Fresh like Rose,
Soft like Tissue,
Strong like Rock,
Sure like Death
&
smart like ME. |
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Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for
you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it's simply
because mental patient needs more care. |
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If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like 2 use ur
brain. It's not because u r a genius. I would only like a brain
that has never been used. |
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Tussi brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud
looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal sohne sunakhe
Punjabi gabru da sms par rahe ho. |
When you get this SMS, send it to
1 person u love,
1 u hate,
1 u always think of
and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u. |
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My goal is to be a failure! If I reach my goal, I'll be
successful and if I don't reach my goal, I'll still be
successful. |
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Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed.
It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another
girlfriend. |
I saw u on the roof one day ,
U were looking so pretty, cute, & sweet,
Ur face diving, ur walk so perfect,
I started 2 sing a song ,
UD KOTHAY UTON KANWAN WAY....... |
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Consequences of American life style: The wife rushed
into house screaming 2 her husband, Darling, Come quick! Ur kids
n my kids r beating our kids. |
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You should do two things in the morning...Pray to God so
you can live and have a shower so others can live. |
want you 2 know that our friendship means a lot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U lauf I lauf.
U jump out of the window
I look down &then
I lauf again |
I've written a poem for you:
Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far. |
